Transcript: Oh, well, here. You`re going to need it. Your Scrunchie? My lucky guy. It helped me get through Spanish. You passed the Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a dance tour after the final. Yes, fortunately. Oh, hello. My name is Elle Woods, and for my admission essay, I`m going to tell all of you at Harvard why I`m going to be an amazing lawyer. As president of my sisterhood, 16. “The rules of hair care are simple and limited. Any Cosmo girl would have known. 31.
“Oh my God, bending and snapping work every time. 12. “You must always have faith in people. And above all, you must always believe in yourself. Elle Woods is without a doubt one of our favorite Reese Witherspoon characters. Check out 25 of Witherspoon`s best movies. 5. Elle Woods: “Here it is [resume].” Professor Callahan: “It`s rosy. Elle Woods: “Oh, and it smells good! I think that gives him a little more, don`t you think? 28. Paulette: Is she as pretty as you? She could use mascara and serious reflections, but she doesn`t look completely unhappy.
27. “If you let a stupid stab ruin your life, you`re not the girl I thought you were.” Margot: My LUCKY Scrunchie. It helped me get through Spanish. Venerable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, sit down! 20. Warner: “Did you enter Harvard law?” Her: “What? What, it`s hard? 11. “When used correctly, it has an 83% return on a dinner invitation. This is called bending and slamming. 26. Professor Callahan: Would you rather have a client who has committed a crime malum in se or malum prohibitum? Her: Neither. Mr.
Callahan: And why? Her: I`d rather have an innocent client. 6. “I`m Elle Woods and it`s Bruiser Woods and we`re both vegetarian twins.” 24. “Don`t trample on me on your little Prada shoes from last season, honey.” 17. “It will be like graduation year, except for Funner!” Related: Want to Join Reese Witherspoon`s Book Club? Here`s what you need to know 32. Elle`s mother: “Honey, you were the first runner-up of Miss Hawaiian Tropics. Why do you want to throw everything away? Her: “Going to Harvard is the only way to find the love of my life. Elle`s father: “Oh, honey, you don`t need law school.
Law school is for people who are boring, ugly, and serious. And you, button, you are none of those things. 22. “If I want to be a senator, I have to marry a Jackie, not Marilyn. 34. “I know I`m a cheater! It`s not like normal women can have that! » 13. “If I become a partner in a law firm at 30, I need a friend who isn`t such a complete bone head.” 19. “I`m going to show you how valuable Elle Woods can be.” 14. Elle Woods: That`s what I have to become to be serious. Lady in the nail salon: What? Practically distorted? Elle Woods: No, law student.
So if you need a little inspiration, channel Elle`s unwavering determination with 35 quotes from Legally Blonde: 25. “Do you think she woke up one morning and said, `I think I`m going to go to law school today? Serena: Oh look, there`s Her! She, we came to see and see your trial! There is like a judge and everything. and jurors. 9. Her: “Oh, Warner, remember when we spent those four incredible hours in the hot tub?” Warner Huntington: Yes. No. Her: “It`s so much better than that!” 4. “Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously worried.” Serena: You passed the Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a dance trick after the final.
35. “I have already lost my husband, I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation.” 1. “I feel comfortable using legalese in everyday life. [whistle] I am against it! 15. “By the way, all masturbatory shows where his sperm was clearly not looking for an egg could be described as a reckless task. Margot: Here, you`ll need it. Her: Your scrunchie? Margot: My LUCKY Scrunchie. It helped me get through Spanish. Serena: You passed the Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a dance trick after the final. Margot: Yes. Fortunately! 10.
“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don`t shoot their husbands, they just don`t. 3. “I once had to judge a tight competition for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle everything. 7. “Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up in the icy, I try not to look so constipated.” If there`s one movie character who has broken the stereotype of beauty or brain, it`s Elle Woods. Reese Witherspoon had both played the bubbly but determined president who became a Harvard law graduate in Legally Blonde in 2001. Since the film`s release, she has served as a role model for women around the world, proving that you can do anything you want. even if others don`t believe in you – but as She says, “You must always believe in yourself.” 23. Emmett: “I can`t believe you just called me a cigarette butt.
I don`t think anyone has called me an ass since grade 9. Her: Maybe not in your face. Related: No objection here! Reese Witherspoon responds to Kim Kardashian`s legal blonde Halloween costume.